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He sighs, rubbing his forehead.
Why am I here? he thinks. I covered the Middle East. I got top scoops for Cold War and Cold War 2. I have two Peabody awards, unlike O'Reilly with his Polk. Why am I stuck here??
He grimaces. Don't smear the make-up, don't smear... why do I bother? How did my career fall to following around local kids waiting for one to say-
"A Mystery!!"
Showtime. he sighs. He honks his horn, plasters on a smile and steps on the gas.
bee-do-bee-do, bee-bee!
"Busytown Action Bug News!" cry two kittens and a worm.
Why am I here? he thinks. I covered the Middle East. I got top scoops for Cold War and Cold War 2. I have two Peabody awards, unlike O'Reilly with his Polk. Why am I stuck here??
He grimaces. Don't smear the make-up, don't smear... why do I bother? How did my career fall to following around local kids waiting for one to say-
"A Mystery!!"
Showtime. he sighs. He honks his horn, plasters on a smile and steps on the gas.
bee-do-bee-do, bee-bee!
"Busytown Action Bug News!" cry two kittens and a worm.
