teddywolf

Earlier today my roommate had Celtic Women playing on the TiVo. They were performing the Enya song "Orinoco Flows", most recognized by the words "Sail away, sail away, sail away!" Feeling a bit of my old silly self, I started singing "Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon!" My roommate, naturalement, said I should write it.

As a performance note: if you are singing this by yourself, the final Sailor Moon in any given verse except the very last one should be skipped by the primary singer as you go straight to the next verse. It works a lot better that way, trust me.

Yes, my brain does work in disturbing ways.

So:
Original lyrics and music Enya
New lyrics by teddywolf, (c) 2009 January 1
Let me sail, let me sail, turn the television on
Let me reach, let me beach as I queue the DVD
Let me sail, let me sail, let me crash upon her shore
Let me reach, let me beach far beyond the Lunar sea

Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon (x2)
Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon (Chorus only: Sailor Moon)

From the Moon to Neptune in the shade of her high school
Watch her friends get the bends fight Dark Kingdom enemy
Do you see Mercury as she's swimming in the pool
Watch them all standing tall as they turn into Senshi

Change, change to the Sailor Suit (x4)

Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon (x2)
Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon (Chorus only: Sailor Moon)

From the moon to the earth they have come to live again
From the school out to space from the past to now and then
Carry my DVDs of the shows I've never seen
Carry my DVDs of disturbing sexy teens

We can sail, we can sail, turn the television on
We can sail, we can sail
Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon (Chorus only: Sailor Moon)

We can read manga screed as we watch the anime
We can sigh at the plot as we watch them in their skirts
She can sail, she can sail
Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon (Chorus only: Sailor Moon)

We can reach, we can beach as we queue the DVD
She can sail, she can sail
Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon (Chorus only: Sailor Moon)

Watch them all standing tall as they turn into Senshi
They can sail sailing with
Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon (Chorus only: Sailor Moon)

From the Moon to Neptune in the shade of her high school
They can sail, sailing with
Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon (Chorus only: Sailor Moon)

Let me reach, let me beach far beyond the Lunar sea
Let me sail, sailing with
Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon (Chorus only: Sailor Moon)

Do you see Mercury as she's swimming in the pool
From Sentai to Hentai
Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon (Chorus only: Sailor Moon)

They can sail, we can sail,
Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon (x5)