You Know Your Parking Lot Should Be A Superfund Site

[teddywolf]

when you see the layer of white on the tarmac after a snowfall and need a minute to realize it's all roadsalt.

Comments

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

I think that roads need other condiments as well.

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

Mustard! Soy Sauce! Picalilli! Maple syrup!

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[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more along the lines of mixing giant margaritas. or maybe shots of tequila.

[pickledginger.livejournal.com]

Don't forget molasses ...
... which I think has actually been used for de-icing!

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

I assume you've heard of the Great Boston Molasses Flood (http://www.boston-online.com/bizdisasters.html)?

[pickledginger.livejournal.com]

But of course!

(and those who haven't, I'm sure will enjoy the link immensely. Note to skeptics: Yes, it really happened!)

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

Molasses in winter... Ya know, that's generally used to describe *s-l-o-w*moving stuff.