I for one welcome our new robot overlords

[teddywolf]

but I do not want to be a meal for them. Meet carnivorous furniture.

Comments

[paper-crystals.livejournal.com]

Isn't that what cats are for?

[thnidu.livejournal.com]

The title object of Edward Gorey's "pornographic illustrated story about furniture" The Curious Sofa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Curious_Sofa) could be so described.

[kightp.livejournal.com]

I'd draw the line at anything larger, but for a few weeks in the late spring/early summer, I'd *totally* use a fly-eating (whatever).

[achinhibitor.livejournal.com]

Where's the car that eats pedestrians?