Filk: Hit And Run Driver

[teddywolf]

For Tom Smith.


TTTO Paperback Writer

Dear sir or madam I don't see your car
I've looked once or twice not so very far
I got my license so I own the road
I don't see you there, so I'm gonna be a hit-and-run-driver,
hit-and-run-driver!

It's a common story of a common man
So you'd think the jury would understand
His car's a shiny model SUV
And he owns the road, yeah he's gonna be a hit-and-run-driver
hit-and-run-driver!

Hit and run (hit and run) driver (driver)

A couple of scratches on my left front door
My bumper just got to fifty four
There are no policemen so excuse me now
Time for me to leave so I can be a hit-and-run-driver
hit-and-run-driver!

I don't like your driving cuz you have no style
Never cops around, they all take a while
I can call my lawyer while you drive away
I am in the book and you just became a hit-and-run-driver
hit-and-run-driver!

Hit and run (hit and run) driver (driver)

Hit-and-run dri-ver (hitandrun driver)
Hit-and-run dri-ver (hitandrun driver)
Hit-and-run dri-ver (hitandrun driver)
Hit-and-run dri-ver (hitandrun driver)


Oh, Tom - I did this in 20 minutes including baby interruptions :-D

Comments

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

Sadly, it's based on real-life recent incidents in Tom's life. :/