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(this newscast is read in a nice suit, white shirt and a tie - much like John Stewart of some news-ish show).
You know how the Bush White House said they only started using torture because, y'know, they had high-profile Al-Qaeda people not giving up juicy information? Last resort a la Jack Bauer and all that warm fuzzy stuff? Funny story, actually... not so much. Looks like they put the tried to fudge some dates again, and this time not the high-quality Turkish rolled ones.
Hey, I'm talking about dates here. You know, the fruit. I don't know where your mind went, but obviously we are on different wavelengths. *sniff* *laughs behind the cuecard* You are too much.
The torture was approved before we had any high-profile Al-Qaeda people, let alone asked them for any juicy gossip about the newest Osama bin Laden disco dance remixes.
Kinda like how the Bush White House said it was 11 September 2001 that prompted them to start eavesdropping on everybody - apparently in February of 2001.
Oh, Bush White House... had you never heard of self-fulfilling prophecy before? I mean...
Wait, you know what really gets me about the Bush White House? Bush lied so much and so often, with a totally straight face, and yet the man could not give a coherent speech that sounded even minimally good if it was at least marginally truthful.
First link may require an ad to click through - worth it IMO.
You know how the Bush White House said they only started using torture because, y'know, they had high-profile Al-Qaeda people not giving up juicy information? Last resort a la Jack Bauer and all that warm fuzzy stuff? Funny story, actually... not so much. Looks like they put the tried to fudge some dates again, and this time not the high-quality Turkish rolled ones.
Hey, I'm talking about dates here. You know, the fruit. I don't know where your mind went, but obviously we are on different wavelengths. *sniff* *laughs behind the cuecard* You are too much.
The torture was approved before we had any high-profile Al-Qaeda people, let alone asked them for any juicy gossip about the newest Osama bin Laden disco dance remixes.
Kinda like how the Bush White House said it was 11 September 2001 that prompted them to start eavesdropping on everybody - apparently in February of 2001.
Oh, Bush White House... had you never heard of self-fulfilling prophecy before? I mean...
Wait, you know what really gets me about the Bush White House? Bush lied so much and so often, with a totally straight face, and yet the man could not give a coherent speech that sounded even minimally good if it was at least marginally truthful.
First link may require an ad to click through - worth it IMO.
