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For people who were wondering about the last post: no woolves were harmed in the writing of that post. Any similarity to persons or woolves living or dead is entirely coincidental. The whole thing was written in much the same vein as Terry Pratchett or Dave Barry.
Dave Barry's name is copyright Dave Barry and is used without permission of Dave Barry.

I wrote it to be funny. Please reread it, and don't project the woolf you know into the narrative...