News of the Weak, 6-16-2002
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teddywolfIsrael begins plans for fencing off Israel from the West Bank territory. Critics charge that Israel shouldn't cry wolf like this, noting that the suicide bombings average "only about 1 per week" and calling the project "The Great Wall of Whiners."
Microsoft Corp. acknowledged a serious flaw Wednesday in its Internet server software that could allow sophisticated hackers to seize control of Web sites, steal information and use vulnerable computers to attack o thers online. The flaw was revealed to be the Window's operating system. Thousands of hackers said, "Duh!"
Mick Jagger was knighted for showing that you don't have to be a Boston Massachusetts singer to have big lips.
Roger Ebert has hired Godzilla to be his body double for "Ebert and Roper", the movie-review show, while he shoots his new film "Remake of Return of Valley of the Dolls".
The Dow Jones posted a massive tenth of a point gain after news that Arthur Anderson was not in fact the accounting firm used by the Powerpuff Girls.
Fashion trendsetter George W Bush announced that if he didn't raise US$100 million for the Republican National Committee by August he would sell his suits and go naked to his official appointments. The funds were raised on Saturday.
The Boston Red Sox are leading their baseball division. Anxious pigs are spotted taking hang-gliding lessons.
But first: how much would could a woodchuck chuck if it knew how to throw as well as Roger Clemens? A hard-hitting investigative report...
Microsoft Corp. acknowledged a serious flaw Wednesday in its Internet server software that could allow sophisticated hackers to seize control of Web sites, steal information and use vulnerable computers to attack o thers online. The flaw was revealed to be the Window's operating system. Thousands of hackers said, "Duh!"
Mick Jagger was knighted for showing that you don't have to be a Boston Massachusetts singer to have big lips.
Roger Ebert has hired Godzilla to be his body double for "Ebert and Roper", the movie-review show, while he shoots his new film "Remake of Return of Valley of the Dolls".
The Dow Jones posted a massive tenth of a point gain after news that Arthur Anderson was not in fact the accounting firm used by the Powerpuff Girls.
Fashion trendsetter George W Bush announced that if he didn't raise US$100 million for the Republican National Committee by August he would sell his suits and go naked to his official appointments. The funds were raised on Saturday.
The Boston Red Sox are leading their baseball division. Anxious pigs are spotted taking hang-gliding lessons.
But first: how much would could a woodchuck chuck if it knew how to throw as well as Roger Clemens? A hard-hitting investigative report...
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Date: 2002-06-17 05:59 am (UTC)Tell them not to worry -- it's only June 17.
-R
(Long suffering RedSox fan)