Song: The Cat The Rat And The Dog

[teddywolf]

I don't know how I get through my day
With my pointy haired boss always in the way
Don't know how much left I can feel
But when I get home it's more surreal

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The cat, the rat and the dog
Are talking to me all night long
The cat wants to make my workplace hell
The rat's really dumb, has an awful smell
The dog wants to rule the world I can tell
I think my life's all wrong
I think my life's all wrong

My coworkers aren't much help at all
My cubicle space is way too small
The giggling janitor gives me the fits
The dinosaur wedgie is worse, but worst it's

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If my life is real then I want to know
Why I have no birthday and my hair won't grow
My tie is a magnet for coffee stains
And why's my dog have all the brains?

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I gotta get out of this place
if it's the last thing I ever do
I can't stand it any more
Well, in my shoes what would *you* do?

Chorus


finis