Seen in French flashcards

[teddywolf]

"Ton" (roughly pronounced tohn): your (masculine thing)

I am a bad bad man.

Comments

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

Shake your masculine thing! Oui!

[azaz-al.livejournal.com]

Ha!

[amaebi.livejournal.com]

You neglected to note that it's (familiar, singular) your (masculine thing).

Just Helping.

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

hah!

[leiacat.livejournal.com]

Also, not wholly accurate, because "thing" is superfluous (and if you come from a language that occasionally has different grammar for "thing" and "person", misleading)