Song: Rabid Badger Sniffing Day

[teddywolf]

What other kind of song to write when sick?


(3/4 time)
Today is invigorating, healthy and liberating
The sun in the sky is so bright
My heart is upliffivating, finally defibrillating
From partificating all night

(4/4 time, faster tempo, same timespan as previous lines)
There's only one thing left to do to spend the day with you know who
And that's to find a badger just as fine as you'd imager, for

(doubletime tempo)
Rabid Badger Sniffing Day Rabid Badger Sniffing Day
The finest little holiday for human dog and badger play
Rabid Badger Sniffing Day just grab your cat and rub with clay
So come away with me today for Rabid Badger Sniffing Day

Let's go out celebrating, enjoy some libationating
And maybe go out for a show
We'll dance to the musicmaking and sing altitudinaking
Let's dance together real slow

I wonder who will come with us and cram into our minibus
So come or else I'll badger, if you're friendly I'll ra-vage yer, on

Rabid Badger Sniffing Day Rabid Badger Sniffing Day
The finest little holiday for jumping into horses hay
Rabid Badger Sniffing Day with old Parisian whale filet
Who needs tealicious serving trays on Rabid Badger Sniffing Day
Rabid Badger Sniffing Day Rabid Badger Sniffing Day
Why don't you all come here to play upon this joyous holiday
Rabid Badger Sniffing Day a time for drinking Tanqueray
So sing it loud in operay - it's Rabid Badger Sniffing Day!