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Jan. 26th, 2008 11:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
teddywolfI've been running through the D&D Savage Tide adventure path with a few other intrepid souls. I'd posted something to the game-board when we ran into some flesh golems, and I'm preserving it here before I take it down there - ad copy for a product Our Heroes might have liked even more if we didn't have a damage-dealer like my dwarf:
"It's days like this I wish I'd stocked up on Golembane!"
Do golems have you down?
Are they tearing up your town?
Do you need to keep them out?
Give Golembane a shout!
Add it to your grout,
feed it to your trout,
put it in your moat,
use it on your boat!
Golembane!
When used as directed. Please only use this product as directed by your mayor, your doctor, your doctor's mayor, your mayor's doctor, or a committee of all of the above. Most results can be seen in the first 1d6 rounds of combat. If your golem problem persists, please contact your local heroes for further assistance. If you are the local heroes, please write a nice epitaph for your headstone as soon as possible.
"It's days like this I wish I'd stocked up on Golembane!"
Do golems have you down?
Are they tearing up your town?
Do you need to keep them out?
Give Golembane a shout!
Add it to your grout,
feed it to your trout,
put it in your moat,
use it on your boat!
Golembane!
When used as directed. Please only use this product as directed by your mayor, your doctor, your doctor's mayor, your mayor's doctor, or a committee of all of the above. Most results can be seen in the first 1d6 rounds of combat. If your golem problem persists, please contact your local heroes for further assistance. If you are the local heroes, please write a nice epitaph for your headstone as soon as possible.
