I might perform this at some Filk 101 panel somewhere. Feel free to do likewise.
I ain't writing bout current events
I like the Addams dear Thing
Baby, I'll sing about the Queen of Sheba
We may not even have our dignity,
this could be just a wonderful thing
Baby what's for lunch? I think I'll munch some amoebas
Are you ready for the thing called filk?
Don't come from Muses, no
it comes from chocolate milk
I ain't no popstar dressed
in PVC and silk
Are you ready for the thing called filk?
I ain't singing bout affairs of the heart
Unless it's out on a spaceship
Baby, I'm talking hyperspace and jump gates
I ain't singing bout sports like football or baseball
I'm singing Unicorn Leapfrog
Baby, that's gonna hurt in the morning!
Are you ready for the thing called filk?
Don't come from Muses, comes
from snorting chocolate milk
I ain't no popstar dressed
in PVC and silk
Are you ready for the thing called filk?
BRIDGE:
Heroes can come from unlikely places
And end up deep in your heart
Come on and listen to my kitty song
Just laugh, who cares if it's art.
CHORUS OUTRO:
Are you ready for the thing called filk
Don't come from Muses,
comes from splorting chocolate milk
I ain't no popstar dressed
in PVC and silk
Are you ready for it
Are you ready for the thing called filk
Don't come from muses,
comes from kittening your milk
I ain't no popstar, no
I'd like to wear silk
Are you ready for it
Are you ready for filk, baby
Oooh yeah babe
Are you ready for this thing called filk?
(to the guitar/drum at the end)
(spoken) You know, I could wear silk if I wanted. Or maybe some hot PVC pants. Of course, on me, it might be a favor I'm in jeans. No, really.
I ain't writing bout current events
I like the Addams dear Thing
Baby, I'll sing about the Queen of Sheba
We may not even have our dignity,
this could be just a wonderful thing
Baby what's for lunch? I think I'll munch some amoebas
Are you ready for the thing called filk?
Don't come from Muses, no
it comes from chocolate milk
I ain't no popstar dressed
in PVC and silk
Are you ready for the thing called filk?
I ain't singing bout affairs of the heart
Unless it's out on a spaceship
Baby, I'm talking hyperspace and jump gates
I ain't singing bout sports like football or baseball
I'm singing Unicorn Leapfrog
Baby, that's gonna hurt in the morning!
Are you ready for the thing called filk?
Don't come from Muses, comes
from snorting chocolate milk
I ain't no popstar dressed
in PVC and silk
Are you ready for the thing called filk?
BRIDGE:
Heroes can come from unlikely places
And end up deep in your heart
Come on and listen to my kitty song
Just laugh, who cares if it's art.
CHORUS OUTRO:
Are you ready for the thing called filk
Don't come from Muses,
comes from splorting chocolate milk
I ain't no popstar dressed
in PVC and silk
Are you ready for it
Are you ready for the thing called filk
Don't come from muses,
comes from kittening your milk
I ain't no popstar, no
I'd like to wear silk
Are you ready for it
Are you ready for filk, baby
Oooh yeah babe
Are you ready for this thing called filk?
(to the guitar/drum at the end)
(spoken) You know, I could wear silk if I wanted. Or maybe some hot PVC pants. Of course, on me, it might be a favor I'm in jeans. No, really.