Goodbye, Mr. Colbert

You had an amazing run, and you ended the show beautifully. And I have to say, there's no way you could have gotten all of those previous guests into your studio unless they liked you a whole lot or you blew a missing pallet of dollars we shipped to Iraq. And while we know you're fabulously wealthy--as you keep saying on Colbert Platinum--I'm going to assume it was the former because CBS prefers their late night hosts be financially secure enough that they can stop selling crack in the green room.

That's as spoiler-filled as I'm going to get. I won't cry for you, Stephen, just like I wouldn't cry for Argentina. All I can do is smile and bid farewell to my absolute favorite American Idiot-Savant.

It's been unreal. And thank G-d for that.