I am such a guy

I'm currently watching The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. On the shows, Dish Network has an ad that has stopped me from fast-forwarding. They have an extremely attractive lady dressed in Brazilian festive dance gear--pretty much a red bikini with sparkles and a feathery plume (peacock style) of the same color--dancing.

I cannot stop watching her dance. It looks like a combination of salsa, bellydance and hula, and it is amazing.

OK, yes, she's attractive and not wearing very much, but you should see how this woman moves! When is she coming to Boston to dance, I ask you?

I am only slightly tongue-in-cheek about this.