Well, I found it amusing

An excerpt from Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk. It's on Salon so if you aren't a member there's an ad. While some of the Domination/Submission stuff is a wee bit strange it is still highly amusing. As a side note this book was written by writers for The Onion, The Daily Show and Conan O'Brien, among other places.

If the title doesn't convey it, the link is Definitely Not Safe For Work owing to strange text upon the screen.