Advice on growing up

As posted elsewhere, by me

There are only three essential things about being an adult:
1) Respect other people as your default.
2) Wear appropriate clothes when leaving the house.
3) AlwaysThis information has not been cleared for release by the Secret Masters and has been carefully expunged to meet the public's exacting tastes. If you have an issue regarding the quality with which this information was scrubbed, please contact:
Secret Masters
Somewhere in the bathroom
Pennsylvania Avenue
If you can figure out the correct residence, city, state, country, planet and bathroom, you too may get your message to the Secret Masters! Good luck fnord