Filksong: The Cthulhu Cthonnection

To the tune of The Rainbow Connection, by Paul Williams

Why are there so many songs about Cthulhu
Not humans upon his side?
Cultists have visions, and horrid delusions,
And cultists have nothing to hide.
They run to their altars like evil pole vaulters
I think you and I better flee
Someday we'll find it, the Cthulhu cthonnection,
The cultists, the minions and me.

Who said that every wish would be heard and answered
when asked of an Elder God?
Some cultists thought of that, their minions believed it,
and look what it's done so far.
Why's Miskatonic now teaching us Phonics?
And why to a Doctor's degree?
Someday we'll find it, the Cthulhu cthonnection,
The cultists, the minions and me.

All of us under his spell,
we know that it's probably magic....

Have you been half asleep and have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name.
Is this the madness that calls the young cultist?
The voice might be one and the same.
I've heard it too many times to ignore it.
It's something I might come to be
Someday we'll find it, the Cthulhu cthonnection,
The cultists, the minions and me.
La, la la, La, la la dum, La Laa, la la, La, La la urk!!



Feb 19 2005
(c) LJ accountholder Teddywolf