Filk: Animal

TTTO Panama, Van Halen
(Just picture me singing this in Animal's voice, from The Muppet Show)

Jump in, what that sound
Here me come, feed me feast now
Hot foot, me no wear shoe
Model citizen, zero discipline

Gimme drum me need to play a beat
Or me will eat your fern
Gimme fern!

Animal, Animal
Animal, Animal

Ain't nothing like me, me drumming machine
Gotta feel for a meal if me feeling too mean
Hot foot, me no wear shoe
Running down ramp into the dining room

Gimme drum me need to play a beat
Or me will eat your fern
Gimme fern!

Animal, Animal
Animal, Animal

(spoken, preferably during major drum solo)
Me hungry tonight.
Me barely listen cuz me hungry.
Feed me now, steak and eggs
Spice with shoeblack

(back to singing)
Me drumming, you humming
In the groove you feel me beat now
Gonna grab it, monosyllabic
Drumstick pounding, ain't no stopping now

Animal, Animal (repeat to end)