Today's the day!

Today's the day everybody's been waiting for. Finally, the wait is over.
Trader Joe's has fresh turkeys back in stock!

What, there's something else important today? :P

I plan to vote, hold signs, and get me a turkey! Redheads-willing, of course.

Political punditry in one sentence

I'm calling Florida and Ohio for Obama. He's won re-election. Have a good night.