teddywolf | (no subject)

I'm looking forward to my trip to New York. I especially want to go to a place I heard about recently, newly opened in Queens. It seems a Tibetan herder decided to come to America to make his fortune and introduce some Tibetan cuisine to the US. He gathered his money, came to NYC and opened a small restaurant. He had some trouble getting locals in at first, but he added a few items like good salami and hot dogs for the incurious, and apparently he made 'em better than anybody. So he opened a new shop but was having some trouble finding enough servers. He called home and got several flown in. He owns the most serene place to serve a New York dog.

His servers?
Why, they're deli llamas, of course.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Will he make me one with everything?

Well, he can't; but he can direct his servers to do so. You'll like it so much you'll feel like dancing every morning.

You know, daily lambadas.

I shall have to pop by now and zen.

(Does a rim shot go "buddha buddha bhoom"?

Yes. Yes it does :-)