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[teddywolf]

I'm looking forward to my trip to New York. I especially want to go to a place I heard about recently, newly opened in Queens. It seems a Tibetan herder decided to come to America to make his fortune and introduce some Tibetan cuisine to the US. He gathered his money, came to NYC and opened a small restaurant. He had some trouble getting locals in at first, but he added a few items like good salami and hot dogs for the incurious, and apparently he made 'em better than anybody. So he opened a new shop but was having some trouble finding enough servers. He called home and got several flown in. He owns the most serene place to serve a New York dog.


His servers?
Why, they're deli llamas, of course.

Comments

[neuroptik.livejournal.com]

You're so fired!

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

Well, at least I didn't have to tell you about the pagan holiday restaurant ritual. You know, the deli Lammas.

[neuroptik.livejournal.com]

Just great, now there's coffee all over my monitor!

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

"The management claims no responbsibility for the status of any keyboards, monitors, meeces, or assorted other pieces of hardware failing." :-)

[sbisson.livejournal.com]

Will he make me one with everything?

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

Well, he can't; but he can direct his servers to do so. You'll like it so much you'll feel like dancing every morning.

You know, daily lambadas.

[sbisson.livejournal.com]

I shall have to pop by now and zen.

(Does a rim shot go "buddha buddha bhoom"?

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes it does :-)

[anahata56.livejournal.com]

YEEEEOOOOWWCCCHHHH!

8888888888888888888888888888888!

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

Ahh, the French Texan response!

You know, DeLay l'Hammer's.

[anahata56.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, ANOTHER?

You are just so wrong....;-)

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

You must understand: my brain is like this all the time. Myt daily mission to save life as we know it is to not tell every one of these that comes into my head. :-)

My wife, by the way, is a saint.

...don't you mean...

[readcloud222.livejournal.com]

My wife, by the way, is a saint.

...a dolly lama...

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

Nah, she's a cat.

Re: ...don't you mean...

[gingicat]

A kitty mama. :)

[ckd]

They're going to film an AFLAC commercial at the restaurant, I hear.

Lama lama duck.

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I saw the script. It starts with the owner talking the the head waiter.
"Rama llama-"DING DONG!

[intuition-ist.livejournal.com]

no, no, no, it's all in the punctuation!

this buddhist decides to visit the andes to talk to the locals there about the possibilities of importing some of the local domesticated animals into tibet. on the flight in, he marvels at the tight approach to the local airport. later, he's at the farm, talking to the nice peruvian farmer about the advisability of his import scheme, when the farmer suddenly warns him about a low-flying plane: "...llama. Lama, DUCK!"

eee hee hee. :> *hug*