I am not, in any way, making this up
Presented for your approval: a group of renegade Amish, living in Ohio, are convicted of hate crimes. The crime they committed? They went on a rampage, cutting beards and hair in a spree rather more genteel than the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, but much more widespread.
The name of the leader of this group?
Mr. Mullet.
The name of the leader of this group?
Mr. Mullet.